The Cannon Blog

I’m generally against bro pictures in the mirror…...

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:54:21 -0500

I’m generally against bro pictures in the mirror… However hopefully it serves as motivation for somebody out there. The left picture was 7.5.11 (220lbs; 27% body fat), the right is 7.5.12 (150lbs; 8.5% body fat). I urge anyone out there who is struggling with weight issues to make up your mind to do something about it. That decision will change every aspect of your life, not just the number on a scale. I made that choice a year ago today. One year down, a lifetime a wellness to go. (Taken with Instagram)

People always told me that bars are dark and lonely & talk...

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 01:30:58 -0500

People always told me that bars are dark and lonely & talk is often cheap and filled with air. Sure sometimes they thrill me, but nothing will ever chill me like the way they make the time just disappear. #ilovemusic (Taken with Instagram)

Gettin’ some sun… (Taken with Instagram)

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 16:58:06 -0500

Gettin’ some sun… (Taken with Instagram)

azizisbored: I may never stop laughing at this. Thanks for the...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 16:01:05 -0500

azizisbored:

I may never stop laughing at this. Thanks for the shoutout Hollywood Reporter.

azizisbored: Hi. I just released my brand new standup special...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 12:37:40 -0500

azizisbored:

Hi. I just released my brand new standup special “Dangerously Delicious.” Click here download/stream it at azizansari.com for only $5! The above clip is a free preview. Thanks.

FAQ:

What is this?

I did a standup tour called Dangerously Delicious. Then I filmed it at the Warner Theatre in DC in June of 2011. I paid for the production myself and wanted to release it online. While I was trying to figure out the proper method of release, my friend and hilarious comedian Louis CK did his whole thing and it seemed to me that people really liked that model, so that was the route I decided to go.

Is the same material on your new tour?

No. The material on my upcoming Buried Alive tour is totally different. None of this material was on Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening (my last special) either. Click here for tickets to the Buried Alive tour.

I tried to get it, but something happened and its not working?

Don’t worry. Email support@azizansari.com or tweet at @azizsupport and someone will help you.

Do you like fish tacos?

Of course I do!

OMGah YES

npr: (via Comics Showing Superman Crazy Sociopath WTF Funny |...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 12:36:43 -0500

npr:

(via Comics Showing Superman Crazy Sociopath WTF Funny | Happy Place)

Haha!

azizisbored: BURIED ALIVE TOUR DATES Announcing the first batch...

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 13:53:36 -0600

azizisbored:

BURIED ALIVE TOUR DATES

Announcing the first batch of dates on my new Buried Alive standup tour. Presale begins tomorrow at 10AM local time. There are only a limited number of presale tickets, so be fast. Go here at 10AM: http://azizansari.com/tour. Regular onsale starts Friday, same link for those tickets. This is all new material that hasn’t been on my last special or my Dangerously Delicious tour (special for that coming soon!!!).

April 14 - Wellmont Theater - Montclair, NJ

April 20 - Jackson Theater - Nashville, TN

April 21 - Thomas Wolfe Auditorium - Asheville, NC

April 25 - Paramount Theatre - Austin TX (two shows)

May 3 - Barrymore Theater - Madison, WI

May 4 - Riverside Theater - Milwaukee, WI

May 5 - Royal Oak Theater - Royal Oak, MI

May 10 - Midland Theater - Kansas City, MO

May 11 - Pageant Theater - St. Louis, MO

May 12 - Murat Theater - Indianapolis, IN

May 16 - State Theater - Portland, MN

May 17 - Wilbur Theater - Boston, MA

May 19 - MGM Foxwoods - Ledyard, CT

June 7 - Bonnaroo - Manchester, TN

June 15 - Chicago Theater - Chicago, IL

June 16 - Beacon Theater - New York, NY

June 22 - Meyerhoff Theater - Baltimore, MD

June 23 - Merriam Theater - Philadelphia, PA

June 27 - Schnitzer Hall - Portland, OR

June 29 - The Paramount - Seattle, WA

June 30 - Queen Elizabeth Theatre - Vancouver, BC

July 6 - Sony Center - Toronto, ON

July 7 - MAC Center - Ottawa, ON

July 19 - Center For The Performing Arts - San Jose, CA

July 20 - Nob Hill Center - San Francisco, CA

July 21 - Paramount Theater - Denver, CO

More dates announced soon…

You can’t hear it through this picture… But trust...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:16:38 -0600

You can’t hear it through this picture… But trust me…It’s Beautiful.

DREAMY

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:45:42 -0600

DREAMY

New boots. Comfortable.

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:17:38 -0600

New boots. Comfortable.

Finally got my bike fixed! Next step: Tour de France. If that...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 16:53:32 -0600

Finally got my bike fixed! Next step: Tour de France. If that falls through I could always just ride it to class… Yeah lets just plan on that.

Psalm 73

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:00:59 -0600

If you haven’t read it. Read it.

If everyone lived their lives a little more like Ron...

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 18:29:37 -0600

If everyone lived their lives a little more like Ron Swanson…the world would be a much better place…

And the sun sets on 2011….

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:29:41 -0600

And the sun sets on 2011….

Crested Butte, CO.

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 23:15:00 -0600

Crested Butte, CO.

THIS GUY CRAY

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 14:46:05 -0600

THIS GUY CRAY

The Past Year in a Nutshell…..Yep. This song pretty much...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:31:32 -0600

The Past Year in a Nutshell…..Yep. This song pretty much sums up everything in the last year…minus stealing a car (Totally should’ve done it though).

Good stuff.

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 23:35:35 -0600

Good stuff.

chrisdant: Tour De North Texas. Oh i just thought the Occupy...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:31:52 -0500

chrisdant:

Tour De North Texas.

Oh i just thought the Occupy Denton movement finally decided to go home…. =P

bravepolitician: “Hero” Could not agree more...

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:20:29 -0500

bravepolitician:

“Hero”

Could not agree more buddy! Did you see the new episode? You’re Leslie ******* Nope! haha